User:Phonica/Flying Jelly

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I came across this recipe pretty well by accident when I was bored and wanted to see how high I could get using easily obtainable products from the local supermarket. I kind of wish I hadn't...

It's great for getting parties going or generally the amusement of getting lots of people high.

WARNING: The resulting jelly may be hazardous to your health! Do not eat more than a teaspoon at a time.

In fact I'd recommend against making it. It's just here for fun!

(Thought: Potential weapon?)

Ingredients

Serves a LOT of people, not intended to be eaten all at once.

  • 135g cooking jelly
  • 600ml warm water (Not boiling)
  • 100ml Cola concentrate
  • 2 Caffeine pills
  • Optional: Food coloring / Flavoring

The jelly should preferably unflavored and uncolored, you can get it at specialist cookery shops but the normal supermarket stuff works okay but it's not as nice and won't always reconstitute properly.

Procedure

  • First mash the caffeine pills (A pestle and mortar is ideal for this) into a fine powder. This will be used in a moment
  • Put all the jelly in a cooking bowl and add 50ml water.
  • Microwave the jelly and water for approx 3 minutes on full power or until jelly has melted.
  • Add 300ml water and stir thoroughly.
  • Put in the crushed caffeine pills spread evenly throughout and mix. Take special care not to let the power clump in one place.
  • Microwave for 30 seconds.
  • Add the cola concentrate and remaining water, stir thoroughly and microwave again for 30 seconds.
  • Flavor and color as desired (Red coloring works best)
  • Refrigerate the results for 24 hours

Serving

Don't be shocked if it comes out a freaky brown color thats normal. After eating it takes roughly 2-4 minutes to take effect, you won't feel anything before but you will really know it when it does! If you are getting worried about how high you are drink plenty and make sure to use the loo.

Again, do NOT eat more than about a teaspoon at once!

When high

Make sure you have something to do! Otherwise you will bounce around the house and you WILL damage something (Most likely yourself) and video games do not count. Physical exercise works well if you can concentrate enough to do any but you have to be careful not to overdo it. Make sure you also have somewhere to pass out afterwards. When it starts to wear off do not eat more! I wouldn't even think about trying to use this stuff more than once a month.

Have fun, and use responsibly! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!