User:Kjkhyperion

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Also known as hackbunny, KJK::Hackbunny, and variants thereof. Weird guy from Italy, very little known about him. Prone to nervous breakdowns. In an ongoing outgrossing contest with Alex Ionescu - you could be caught in the crossfires on the IRC channel. Loves to talk about self in third person. Loves cheesecake. Current role in ReactOS: giving unasked for advice in the IRC channel. PSEH developer and maintainer. Once led the now dead POSIX subsystem sub-project - will rant about it given the occasion.

Quotes

"Pancakes!"

Testimonials

Please spam this section with the most preposterous misinformation you can conceive about KJK::Hyperion. Please don't remove this notice.

Wierd_W:

"I Saw the whole thing! He ate my zombie neighbors! Where am I supposed to get new zombies for neighbors in THIS day and age!? But that's not all! I seen him calling space aliens with a bag of Jiffy Pop and a koleidoscope! Man-- He's one scary guy!"
"This one dude dropped a spoon and he totally flipped out. It was in this town called, you know, pompeii."

Crashfourit:

This guy is nice enough to help me out with testing/debuging ROS. Thanks.

limaCAT:

KJK::Hyperion is not boring… he is a funny person. Sometimes he is funny as a broken bottle up your arse, but he is still funny nevertheless.
(that's a "…", by the way)

KJK::Hyperion is so boring…

… he doesn't drink

… he doesn't smoke

… he doesn't do drugs

… he doesn't have a driver's license

… he always uses "…" in HTML instead of three dots

… he is white, male and heterosexual

… he wears Converse sneakers

… he wears black Converse sneakers

… he pedantically laced his Converse sneakers in Straight (Fashion) style

… he always lowers the toilet seat

… he always wears the seatbelt

… he uses Windows

… he always reverts vandalism on Wikipedia

… he doesn't like Borat

… he started this list

… he can't finish this list

… he corrected Ged's entries to this list to use "…" instead of three dots

… he spends all his spare time ranting in IRC

… Ged finished this list but still people post worthless stuff here. And WTH has the IP of hell to do with 3 dots?

… he knows "hellip" means "horizontal ellipsis"

… his blood type is 0+

… he is as tall and weighs as much as Bruce Lee, but gets beaten up by girls

… he doesn't even have a fetish on getting beaten up by girls

KJK::Hyperion is so vain…

… he probably thinks this page is about him (don't you? don't you?).

Theories on what does "KJK" mean

  • Killing and Judo Knight
  • Killed John Kennedy
  • 'Kinder- und Jugendfilm Korrespondenz
  • Kim Jong Kook (http://youtube.com/watch?v=w0OoVuHnt4U)
  • Kathy Jo Kelly
  • Kent Jezu Krist (he would be really old then)

FACTS

KJK::Hyperion loves limaCAT.

KJK::Hyperion is not affiliated with KJK the RPG, despite all evidence to the contrary, but he's sure they will appreciate the referral.

KJK::Hyperion vs Wikipedia

Spicing up an editor review (see also):

  1. Do you feel validated in your role as a Wikipedia editor by sniping down random webcomic articles, and replying to acts of civil disobedience with canned templates?
  2. Is your face red after Kristopher Straub demonstrated how vague and inefficient the VfD mechanism is, or do you consider yourself a better editor than those who allowed the planned auto-vandalism to happen?
  3. In your opinion, do facts have a place in the work of a Wikipedia editor, or is a satisfying checklist of WP:* tagsoup enough? In other words, is a well-formed argument more important than a factual one? Do you ever research the factuality of any claims, in fact?
  4. Do you think my questions don't apply to you, and why? And how do you concile your answer with your tagging of "Kristofer Straub" as non-notable, which happened later on the same day he published his "Delete Wikipedia: A Webcomics Case Study" blog post? If it's because you never heard of him before, how does your ignorance entitle you to judge his notability?
  5. Will you delete my questions?
  6. Will you or another editor take revenge against me by marking my pet article "List of Microsoft codenames" as non-notable, or inflicting mutilations on it wholly justified by non-constructive nitpickery? Worse, will you ban my account?
  7. What Would Jimbo Do?

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