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Also known as '''hackbunny''', '''KJK::Hackbunny''', and variants thereof. Weird guy from Italy, very little known about him. Prone to nervous breakdowns. In an ongoing outgrossing contest with [[Alex Ionescu]] - you could be caught in the crossfires on the IRC channel. Loves to talk about self in third person. Loves [[cheesecake]]. Current role in ReactOS: giving unasked for advice in the IRC channel. PSEH developer and maintainer. Once led the now dead POSIX subsystem sub-project - will rant about it given the occasion.
== Quotes ==
my bitches
== Testimonials ==
Please spam this section with the most preposterous misinformation you can conceive about KJK::Hyperion. Please don't remove this notice.
:"I Saw the whole thing! He ate my zombie neighbors! Where am I supposed to get new zombies for neighbors in THIS day and age!? But that's not all! I seen him calling space aliens with a bag of Jiffy Pop and a koleidoscope! Man-- He's one scary guy!"
stuped idiots
:"This one dude dropped a spoon and he totally flipped out.  It was in this town called, you know, pompeii."
:This guy is nice enough to help me out with testing/debuging ROS. Thanks.
[http://limacat.blogspot.com/ limaCAT]:
:[[#KJK::Hyperion is so boring.E2.80.A6|KJK::Hyperion is not boring]]… he is a funny person. Sometimes he is funny as a broken bottle up your arse, but he is still funny nevertheless.
:(that's a "…", by the way)
== KJK::Hyperion is ''so'' boring… ==
… he doesn't drink
… he doesn't smoke
… he doesn't do drugs
… he doesn't have a driver's license
… he always uses "…" in HTML instead of three dots
… he is white, male ''and'' heterosexual
… he wears Converse sneakers
… he wears ''black'' Converse sneakers
… he pedantically laced his Converse sneakers in [http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/straightfashionlacing.htm Straight (Fashion)] style
… he always lowers the toilet seat
… he always wears the seatbelt
… he uses Windows
… he always reverts vandalism on Wikipedia
… he doesn't like Borat
… he started this list
… he can't finish this list
… he corrected Ged's entries to this list to use "…" instead of three dots
… he spends all his spare time ranting in IRC
… Ged finished this list but still people post worthless stuff here. And WTH has the IP of hell to do with 3 dots?
… he knows "hellip" means "horizontal ellipsis"
… his blood type is 0+
… he is as tall and weighs as much as Bruce Lee, but gets beaten up by girls
… he doesn't even have a fetish on getting beaten up by girls
… he is not gay for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_(Guilty_Gear) Bridget]
== KJK::Hyperion is ''so'' vain… ==
… he probably thinks this page is about him (''don't you? don't you?'').
== Synonyms of "boring" KJK::Hyperion finds fitting ==
== Theories on what "KJK" means ==
*'''K'''illing and '''J'''udo '''K'''night
*'''K'''illed '''J'''ohn '''K'''ennedy
*''''K'''inder- und '''J'''ugendfilm '''K'''orrespondenz
*'''K'''im '''J'''ong '''K'''ook (http://youtube.com/watch?v=w0OoVuHnt4U)
*'''K'''athy '''J'''o '''K'''elly
*'''K'''ent '''J'''ezu '''K'''rist (he would be really old then)
== FACTS ==
[http://www.worldfirefoxday.com/ KJK::Hyperion loves limaCAT].
[http://entivore.xepher.net/ KJK::Hyperion is not affiliated with KJK the RPG], despite [http://spacebunny.xepher.net/ all] [http://xepher.net/ evidence] to the contrary, but he's sure they will appreciate the referral.
Orcas are dolphins.
Bruce Lee was a cha cha cha champion.
Women have only been schwinging for few years.
The Mi-24 can do a barrel roll.
If you don't know who Luigi Serafini is, you are ''dead'' to KJK::Hyperion.
KJK::Hyperion can kick your ass so hard he'll turn you into a Klein bottle.
Hydrothermal vent tubeworms get organic compounds from bacteria that live in their trophosome.
Stalin wrote romantic poetry.
KJK::Hyperion is catholic, fuck you.
Ex falso quodlibet.
Kansas City is in Missouri.
The longest officially documented human penis was a find by Doctor Robert L. Dickinson.
== <s>KJK::Hyperion vs Wikipedia</s> ==
Not that interesting in the first place.
== External links ==
*[http://spacebunny.xepher.net/ KJK::Hyperion's site, sort of]. KJK::Hyperion ''totally'' doesn't exploit the ReactOS wiki to boost his Google rank.
*[http://www.reactos.nl/LinuxWorld/IMG_1669.JPG KJK::Hyperion at LinuxWorld Expo 2004 in Frankfurt]. Another example of ''totally'' not exploiting the wiki for ranking purposes.

Revision as of 15:31, 21 May 2008


my bitches

hahaha mipert.jpg

stuped idiots