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Also known as '''hackbunny''', '''KJK::Hackbunny''', and variants thereof. Weird guy from Italy, very little known about him. Prone to nervous breakdowns. In an ongoing outgrossing contest with [[Alex Ionescu]] - you could be caught in the crossfires on the IRC channel. Loves to talk about self in third person. Loves [[cheesecake]]. Current role in ReactOS: giving unasked for advice in the IRC channel. PSEH developer and maintainer. Once led the now dead POSIX subsystem sub-project - will rant about it given the occasion.
 
Also known as '''hackbunny''', '''KJK::Hackbunny''', and variants thereof. Weird guy from Italy, very little known about him. Prone to nervous breakdowns. In an ongoing outgrossing contest with [[Alex Ionescu]] - you could be caught in the crossfires on the IRC channel. Loves to talk about self in third person. Loves [[cheesecake]]. Current role in ReactOS: giving unasked for advice in the IRC channel. PSEH developer and maintainer. Once led the now dead POSIX subsystem sub-project - will rant about it given the occasion.
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== Quotes ==
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:"Pancakes!"
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== Testimonials ==
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Please spam this section with the most preposterous misinformation you can conceive about KJK::Hyperion. Please don't remove this notice.
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Wierd_W:
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:"I Saw the whole thing! He ate my zombie neighbors! Where am I supposed to get new zombies for neighbors in THIS day and age!? But that's not all! I seen him calling space aliens with a bag of Jiffy Pop and a koleidoscope! Man-- He's one scary guy!"
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:"This one dude dropped a spoon and he totally flipped out.  It was in this town called, you know, pompeii."
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[[Crashfourit]]:
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:This guy is nice enough to help me out with testing/debuging ROS. Thanks.
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[http://limacat.blogspot.com/ limaCAT]:
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:[[#KJK::Hyperion is so boring.E2.80.A6|KJK::Hyperion is not boring]]… he is a funny person. Sometimes he is funny as a broken bottle up your arse, but he is still funny nevertheless.
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:(that's a "…", by the way)
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== KJK::Hyperion is ''so'' boring… ==
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… he doesn't drink
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… he doesn't smoke
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… he doesn't do drugs
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… he doesn't have a driver's license
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… he always uses "…" in HTML instead of three dots
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… he is white, male ''and'' heterosexual
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… he wears Converse sneakers
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… he wears ''black'' Converse sneakers
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… he pedantically laced his Converse sneakers in [http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/straightfashionlacing.htm Straight (Fashion)] style
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… he always lowers the toilet seat
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… he always wears the seatbelt
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… he uses Windows
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… he always reverts vandalism on Wikipedia
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… he doesn't like Borat
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… he started this list
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… he can't finish this list
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… he corrected Ged's entries to this list to use "…" instead of three dots
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… he spends all his spare time ranting in IRC
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… Ged finished this list but still people post worthless stuff here. And WTH has the IP of hell to do with 3 dots?
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… he knows "hellip" means "horizontal ellipsis"
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… his blood type is 0+
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… he is as tall and weighs as much as Bruce Lee, but gets beaten up by girls
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… he doesn't even have a fetish on getting beaten up by girls
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… he is not gay for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_(Guilty_Gear) Bridget]
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== KJK::Hyperion is ''so'' vain… ==
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… he probably thinks this page is about him (''don't you? don't you?'').
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== Synonyms of "boring" KJK::Hyperion finds fitting ==
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*Square
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*Plain
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*Mundane
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== Theories on what "KJK" means ==
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*'''K'''illing and '''J'''udo '''K'''night
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*'''K'''illed '''J'''ohn '''K'''ennedy
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*''''K'''inder- und '''J'''ugendfilm '''K'''orrespondenz
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*'''K'''im '''J'''ong '''K'''ook (http://youtube.com/watch?v=w0OoVuHnt4U)
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*'''K'''athy '''J'''o '''K'''elly
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*'''K'''ent '''J'''ezu '''K'''rist (he would be really old then)
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== FACTS ==
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[http://www.worldfirefoxday.com/ KJK::Hyperion loves limaCAT].
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[http://entivore.xepher.net/ KJK::Hyperion is not affiliated with KJK the RPG], despite [http://spacebunny.xepher.net/ all] [http://xepher.net/ evidence] to the contrary, but he's sure they will appreciate the referral.
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Orcas are dolphins.
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Bruce Lee was a cha cha cha champion.
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Women have only been schwinging for few years.
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The Mi-24 can do a barrel roll.
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If you don't know who Luigi Serafini is, you are ''dead'' to KJK::Hyperion.
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KJK::Hyperion can kick your ass so hard he'll turn you into a Klein bottle.
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Hydrothermal vent tubeworms get organic compounds from bacteria that live in their trophosome.
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Stalin wrote romantic poetry.
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KJK::Hyperion is catholic, fuck you.
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Ex falso quodlibet.
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== <s>KJK::Hyperion vs Wikipedia</s> ==
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Not that interesting in the first place.
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== External links ==
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*[http://spacebunny.xepher.net/ KJK::Hyperion's site, sort of]. KJK::Hyperion ''totally'' doesn't exploit the ReactOS wiki to boost his Google rank.
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*[http://www.reactos.nl/LinuxWorld/IMG_1669.JPG KJK::Hyperion at LinuxWorld Expo 2004 in Frankfurt]. Another example of ''totally'' not exploiting the wiki for ranking purposes.

Revision as of 21:11, 25 February 2008

Also known as hackbunny, KJK::Hackbunny, and variants thereof. Weird guy from Italy, very little known about him. Prone to nervous breakdowns. In an ongoing outgrossing contest with Alex Ionescu - you could be caught in the crossfires on the IRC channel. Loves to talk about self in third person. Loves cheesecake. Current role in ReactOS: giving unasked for advice in the IRC channel. PSEH developer and maintainer. Once led the now dead POSIX subsystem sub-project - will rant about it given the occasion.

Quotes

"Pancakes!"

Testimonials

Please spam this section with the most preposterous misinformation you can conceive about KJK::Hyperion. Please don't remove this notice.

Wierd_W:

"I Saw the whole thing! He ate my zombie neighbors! Where am I supposed to get new zombies for neighbors in THIS day and age!? But that's not all! I seen him calling space aliens with a bag of Jiffy Pop and a koleidoscope! Man-- He's one scary guy!"
"This one dude dropped a spoon and he totally flipped out. It was in this town called, you know, pompeii."

Crashfourit:

This guy is nice enough to help me out with testing/debuging ROS. Thanks.

limaCAT:

KJK::Hyperion is not boring… he is a funny person. Sometimes he is funny as a broken bottle up your arse, but he is still funny nevertheless.
(that's a "&hellip;", by the way)

KJK::Hyperion is so boring…

… he doesn't drink

… he doesn't smoke

… he doesn't do drugs

… he doesn't have a driver's license

… he always uses "&hellip;" in HTML instead of three dots

… he is white, male and heterosexual

… he wears Converse sneakers

… he wears black Converse sneakers

… he pedantically laced his Converse sneakers in Straight (Fashion) style

… he always lowers the toilet seat

… he always wears the seatbelt

… he uses Windows

… he always reverts vandalism on Wikipedia

… he doesn't like Borat

… he started this list

… he can't finish this list

… he corrected Ged's entries to this list to use "&hellip;" instead of three dots

… he spends all his spare time ranting in IRC

… Ged finished this list but still people post worthless stuff here. And WTH has the IP of hell to do with 3 dots?

… he knows "hellip" means "horizontal ellipsis"

… his blood type is 0+

… he is as tall and weighs as much as Bruce Lee, but gets beaten up by girls

… he doesn't even have a fetish on getting beaten up by girls

… he is not gay for Bridget

KJK::Hyperion is so vain…

… he probably thinks this page is about him (don't you? don't you?).

Synonyms of "boring" KJK::Hyperion finds fitting

  • Square
  • Plain
  • Mundane

Theories on what "KJK" means

  • Killing and Judo Knight
  • Killed John Kennedy
  • 'Kinder- und Jugendfilm Korrespondenz
  • Kim Jong Kook (http://youtube.com/watch?v=w0OoVuHnt4U)
  • Kathy Jo Kelly
  • Kent Jezu Krist (he would be really old then)

FACTS

KJK::Hyperion loves limaCAT.

KJK::Hyperion is not affiliated with KJK the RPG, despite all evidence to the contrary, but he's sure they will appreciate the referral.

Orcas are dolphins.

Bruce Lee was a cha cha cha champion.

Women have only been schwinging for few years.

The Mi-24 can do a barrel roll.

If you don't know who Luigi Serafini is, you are dead to KJK::Hyperion.

KJK::Hyperion can kick your ass so hard he'll turn you into a Klein bottle.

Hydrothermal vent tubeworms get organic compounds from bacteria that live in their trophosome.

Stalin wrote romantic poetry.

KJK::Hyperion is catholic, fuck you.

Ex falso quodlibet.

KJK::Hyperion vs Wikipedia

Not that interesting in the first place.

External links