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[http://entivore.xepher.net/ KJK::Hyperion is not affiliated with KJK the RPG], despite [http://spacebunny.xepher.net/ all] [http://xepher.net/ evidence] to the contrary, but he's sure they will appreciate the referral.
 
[http://entivore.xepher.net/ KJK::Hyperion is not affiliated with KJK the RPG], despite [http://spacebunny.xepher.net/ all] [http://xepher.net/ evidence] to the contrary, but he's sure they will appreciate the referral.
  
== KJK::Hyperion vs Wikipedia ==
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== <s>KJK::Hyperion vs Wikipedia</s> ==
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Editor_review/Seraphimblade_2 Spicing up an editor review] ([http://www.halfpixel.com/2007/02/15/delete-wikipedia/ see also]):
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Not that interesting in the first place.
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# Do you feel validated in your role as a Wikipedia editor by sniping down random webcomic articles, and replying to acts of civil disobedience with canned templates?
 
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# Is your face red after Kristopher Straub [http://www.halfpixel.com/2007/02/15/delete-wikipedia/ demonstrated how vague and inefficient the VfD mechanism is], or do you consider yourself a better editor than those who allowed the planned auto-vandalism to happen?
 
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# In your opinion, do facts have a place in the work of a Wikipedia editor, or is a satisfying checklist of WP:* tagsoup enough? In other words, is a well-formed argument more important than a factual one? Do you ever research the factuality of any claims, in fact?
 
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#Do you think my questions don't apply to you, and why? And how do you concile your answer with your tagging of "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristofer_Straub Kristofer Straub]" as non-notable, which happened later on the same day he published his "[http://www.halfpixel.com/2007/02/15/delete-wikipedia/ Delete Wikipedia: A Webcomics Case Study]" blog post? If it's because you never heard of him before, how does your ignorance entitle you to judge his notability?
 
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#Will you delete my questions?
 
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#Will you or another editor take revenge against me by marking my pet article "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Microsoft_codenames List of Microsoft codenames]" as non-notable, or inflicting mutilations on it wholly justified by non-constructive nitpickery? Worse, will you ban my account?
 
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#What Would Jimbo Do?
 
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== External links ==
 
== External links ==
 
*[http://spacebunny.xepher.net/ KJK::Hyperion's site, sort of]. KJK::Hyperion ''totally'' doesn't exploit the ReactOS wiki to boost his Google rank.
 
*[http://spacebunny.xepher.net/ KJK::Hyperion's site, sort of]. KJK::Hyperion ''totally'' doesn't exploit the ReactOS wiki to boost his Google rank.
 
*[http://www.reactos.nl/LinuxWorld/IMG_1669.JPG KJK::Hyperion at LinuxWorld Expo 2004 in Frankfurt]. Another example of ''totally'' not exploiting the wiki for ranking purposes.
 
*[http://www.reactos.nl/LinuxWorld/IMG_1669.JPG KJK::Hyperion at LinuxWorld Expo 2004 in Frankfurt]. Another example of ''totally'' not exploiting the wiki for ranking purposes.

Revision as of 22:25, 4 May 2007

Also known as hackbunny, KJK::Hackbunny, and variants thereof. Weird guy from Italy, very little known about him. Prone to nervous breakdowns. In an ongoing outgrossing contest with Alex Ionescu - you could be caught in the crossfires on the IRC channel. Loves to talk about self in third person. Loves cheesecake. Current role in ReactOS: giving unasked for advice in the IRC channel. PSEH developer and maintainer. Once led the now dead POSIX subsystem sub-project - will rant about it given the occasion.

Quotes

"Pancakes!"

Testimonials

Please spam this section with the most preposterous misinformation you can conceive about KJK::Hyperion. Please don't remove this notice.

Wierd_W:

"I Saw the whole thing! He ate my zombie neighbors! Where am I supposed to get new zombies for neighbors in THIS day and age!? But that's not all! I seen him calling space aliens with a bag of Jiffy Pop and a koleidoscope! Man-- He's one scary guy!"
"This one dude dropped a spoon and he totally flipped out. It was in this town called, you know, pompeii."

Crashfourit:

This guy is nice enough to help me out with testing/debuging ROS. Thanks.

limaCAT:

KJK::Hyperion is not boring… he is a funny person. Sometimes he is funny as a broken bottle up your arse, but he is still funny nevertheless.
(that's a "&hellip;", by the way)

KJK::Hyperion is so boring…

… he doesn't drink

… he doesn't smoke

… he doesn't do drugs

… he doesn't have a driver's license

… he always uses "&hellip;" in HTML instead of three dots

… he is white, male and heterosexual

… he wears Converse sneakers

… he wears black Converse sneakers

… he pedantically laced his Converse sneakers in Straight (Fashion) style

… he always lowers the toilet seat

… he always wears the seatbelt

… he uses Windows

… he always reverts vandalism on Wikipedia

… he doesn't like Borat

… he started this list

… he can't finish this list

… he corrected Ged's entries to this list to use "&hellip;" instead of three dots

… he spends all his spare time ranting in IRC

… Ged finished this list but still people post worthless stuff here. And WTH has the IP of hell to do with 3 dots?

… he knows "hellip" means "horizontal ellipsis"

… his blood type is 0+

… he is as tall and weighs as much as Bruce Lee, but gets beaten up by girls

… he doesn't even have a fetish on getting beaten up by girls

KJK::Hyperion is so vain…

… he probably thinks this page is about him (don't you? don't you?).

Theories on what does "KJK" mean

  • Killing and Judo Knight
  • Killed John Kennedy
  • 'Kinder- und Jugendfilm Korrespondenz
  • Kim Jong Kook (http://youtube.com/watch?v=w0OoVuHnt4U)
  • Kathy Jo Kelly
  • Kent Jezu Krist (he would be really old then)

FACTS

KJK::Hyperion loves limaCAT.

KJK::Hyperion is not affiliated with KJK the RPG, despite all evidence to the contrary, but he's sure they will appreciate the referral.

KJK::Hyperion vs Wikipedia

Not that interesting in the first place.

External links