mimicking W ... with full Echelon integration?

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Re: mimicking W ... with full Echelon integration?

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lol. This has been the post with more Developers answering.Nice.

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Re: mimicking W ... with full Echelon integration?

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If any secret services use Windows, then I'm happy I live in the other half of the world than they :mrgreen:

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Re: mimicking W ... with full Echelon integration?

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As far as you have any proof, I won't believe such things.
vicmarcal wrote:lol. This has been the post with more Developers answering.Nice.
We're full of humour, you know.
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Re: mimicking W ... with full Echelon integration?

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Black_Fox wrote: I'm happy I live in the other half of the world than they
THEY are inside your CPU!

Why most popular CPUs, such as Intel and AMD, are CISC, while superior RISC ones exist? Simple (only ECHELON operatives will try to deny it) — CISC need a lot of microcode for complex instructions — THEY found a warm place there!

It is common to use "magic numbers" in software and data, and when CPU meets such a number, some undocumented actions are triggered. Even subtle differences in order of instructions are used for that. Modern compilers' optimizers are complex beasts, good place for some hidden logic.

These secret CPU features interact with intentionally inserted "bugs" (including to popular free and open source software). So THEY have total control of your computers!

:)

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Re: mimicking W ... with full Echelon integration?

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hto wrote:THEY are inside your CPU!
And THEY use it to hack into your brain.

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Re: mimicking W ... with full Echelon integration?

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Since reading these posts I have sold my computer. I am now using paper and pen!
Any goss on secret code inside pens? :roll:
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Yes, nanites in ink. Do not breathe while writing, these tiny machines are so light you could breathe them in! BTW, are you sure they aren't watching you while writing?

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Use the tinfoil hat! It`ll shield you from mindreading.

I suggest a good psychiatrist, paranoia IS curable nowadays.

Someone please lock this thread?

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Re: mimicking W ... with full Echelon integration?

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Tin-foil hats were invented by THEM, to fool people into believing that thay can protect themselves. Actually THEY use torsion fields for mind-reading, and simple foil is unable to shield from it.
Someone please lock this thread?
He would instantly show his true worth after that!

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could someone move this thread to Offtopic at least?

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Re: mimicking W ... with full Echelon integration?

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Thanks.Now it´s in the correct place ;)

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It's rather disappointing to see people's reactions on this inoffensive thread.

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Re: mimicking W ... with full Echelon integration?

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sorry D: I don't hate this thread, but Offtopic section suits it much better

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I agree that it should be there. :)

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Re: mimicking W ... with full Echelon integration?

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At least people see Devs read (sometimes) threads. Maybe the less usefull ones...but read them.

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