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Friendzone

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I sleep only 6 hours a day, amazing stories and legends told around the IRC campfire. When I'm awake I think about you.
I saw it all because I live in your head. My chest fills with pride from your accomplishments.

I am the one that takes the screenshot of somebody else's patch. My heart is a scrunched up ball of paper.
I refuse to ignore my love even if you only give me grief. It doesn't bother me, really.

My friends say i'm silly, dumb, and foolish for giving myself up to you, just to have you turn around and just spit on my face.
But I refuse to give up. I know I'm too much of a good guy. But in my story there is nothing that can stand between us.

I once bumped your kernels with my elbow.

You know I loved you since I met you. Unconditionally, no reasons, you are the owner of my compiler and my... debugger.
Whatever you ask of me, I'll soothe your broken heart. I'll complement your style, tell you're not too fat, not to obsess about such things.
Love you exactly as you are.

You tell me I'm special, that I'm a good friend, but that you prefer the someone else. Cold farewell.
I repeat in my head that I don't want to cry. Repeated heartbreak. Sometimes I wish you would get a virus.
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Please GNU, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect
license I know exists. Its’s copyleft and respects my freedom and
covers all the software I make, perhaps even this software itself.
The license who won’t secretly say you can make this proprietary,
the license I can tell people about (even if only possible online)
and spent nights talking about and laughing and sharing source code.
A license who can reciprocate the love I put in, the license who I
can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping,
empty void in my source code. Please, just let me find this license.
I’ll change everything about my software if that’s what it takes.
Please, I just can’t take the proprietary software anymore.
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dizt3mp3r wrote:?
It might be song parodies or something, but not sure. Occasionally, someone will take a song, whether it be the theme to Half Life (game), Frozen theme (movie), or even the Russian Anthem. Maybe I should throw one together for Margaritaville.

Coding an OS,
the files are a mess;
All of those coders being so loyal.
Codin' my section
while eatin' confection.
Now my frustration
is beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in ReactOSville,
Searchin' for my lost pieces of code.
Some people claim that all the bugs are to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,
Coded all season
With nothing to show but these brand new bugchecks.
This bug's a real blocker,
I can't load Bitlocker,
how it got here, I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in ReactOSville,
Searchin' for my lost pieces of code.
Some people claim that all the bugs are to blame,
Now I think, - hell it could be my fault.

I blew out my laptop,
It fried a hard drive;
Lost my files, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in ReactOSville,
Searchin' for my lost pieces of code.
Some people claim that there are bugs to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there are bugs to blame,
And I know it's my own damn fault
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I like it purple girl
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