I've seen attempts at running Windows 7 on a Pentium II, but ripping them to a hundred MB seems ridiculous. Seems cool though.

Those GIFs are lulz.

Having to convert Windows API calls and stuff to an ARM-friendly format would be a drag, and in practice I think this would somewhat be like Transgaming's Cider wrapper for (hastily) porting Windows games to Mac.

What about this mod for PHPbb3? https://github.com/philnate/phBadBehave

Tried it myself and it did snuff out most of the bot accounts.