I get this is supposed to be humor, but it's inappropriate, unnecessary, and counter-productive. A substantial portion of those affected by it one way or another will be affected negatively, either offended, or even they don't take the claim literally, seriously wondering if the values and motivations of the software authors are trustworthy and positive.ReactOS is not perfect, it BSODs, and can even corrupt your soul.
And before you fall over yourself to post responses showing off as being sophisticated, humor-appreciative, and scornful of those whom you deem to have less of those qualities than yourself, I ask if THAT is what the the goal of this project is. Obviously not, it's to welcome as many people as possible on board an open-source, free-as-in-freedom alternative and replacement for Windows. Anything that distracts from or impedes that should be jettisoned.